unabating:

this show is incredible

(Source: ricktimus, via anoceanappart)

vidarianvivisepulture:

vidarianvivisepulture:

vidarianvivisepulture:

Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?

Ask your mom.

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(Source: vidarianvivisepulture, via diet-tampon)

bigeisamazing:

Girl: I want you to dominate me

Me: Ok

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a canadian family dinner
mom: please pass me the maple syrup so i can pour it all over my poutine
daughter: sure mom, here you go
mom: thank u
daughter: thanks
mom: thanks!
daughter: sorry
mom: its okay, im sorry
daughter: no no no im sorry
dad: im sorry
mom: sorry
dad: sorry. let go of my hockey stick
daughter: sorry
mom: sorry
pet moose: sorry
dad: please pass the bagged milk
daughter: here dad, sorry
dad: sorry
mom: sorry
daughter: sorry for saying sorry
mom: its okay
daughter: im sorry
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